Did He Really Say That? The Obama Edition.

Obama vows pressure on Iran's nuclear plans

"So we will continue to work to prevent these actions, and we will stand up to groups like Hezbollah, who exercise political assassination and seek to impose their will through rockets and car bombs," said Obama.

This from the same man who just sat and watched his own death squads assasinate Osama Bin Laden. And, who also used his own 'rockets' to try to assasinate Qhaddafi, but missed and killed his son instead.

And of course, remember that there have been mysterious car bombs going off in Iran for the last few years while US Special Forces work inside the country and Congress funds 'regime change' there.

I hope Tehran TV has their own equivalent of Jon Stewart, because surely the only response to this is laughter.

Of course, this wasn't the only portion of this speech that made an easy target for satire.

Obama also pointed to Iranian "hypocrisy" in "claiming to support the rights of protesters while treating its own people with brutality."

Meanwhile, the US 'friends' in the region are brutally suppressing any protests in Iraq, Bahrain, Yemen and Saudi Arabia. Israel shot and killed 16 Nakba protesters, and wounded hundreds, to the open cheers and approval of the Obama White House.

And of course, Obama's FBI and federal grand juries are busy going after people in the US who dare to protest against Obama's wars.

If Obama was Pinochio, the Secret Service would be having to cut away doors and walls in every room so the man's giant nose could fit.

Are you really going to vote for him again?